Stuffed mushrooms with curried lentils and garlic ciabatta

I started today playing an odd computer game where an animated Tunnocks Teacake1 bounced up platforms while avoiding things that wanted to eat it. I got to the top of the level, achieving a score the game excitedly informed me was “Indifferent!”, and the Teacake called “she’s out! She’s looking at me!”

AI may be good for many things, but spelling apparently isn’t one of them.

I managed to drag myself out of the depths of sleep enough to respond to mum (who was the one calling me – no talking Teacakes here). A few minutes later, I emerged from my bedroom to peer through the glass kitchen door at a tabby cat who was sitting comfortably on the kitchen counter.

I took a small further step, just to lean on the wall, but that was too much for Suki’s courage and she disappeared back under the cupboard. A little later, though, I noticed that she had emerged at least enough to eat her breakfast, while mum and I were around. She’s definitely getting braver by the day!

For the rest of the day I tried not to cry, lose my temper, panic, then cry again, my emotions being very much still all over the place. I explained to mum what was happening and she reacted with genuine, hand-over-mouth horror. Which nearly made me cry again, as all sorts of things do atm.

I did manage to get some work done, including designing the cover for the forthcoming cookbook. I would show you, except it’s on my laptop in the bedroom, and I’m on my phone in the living room, and frankly I cba to go and get it.

Dinner was stuffed mushrooms, today being an “I like mushrooms” day for mum. Mum had salad with hers, I had Tesco tarka dahl. Mum looked at mine and, following her old rule of “if you can’t say something mean, don’t say anything”, said “that’s a lot of food you’ve got there”. Maybe, but it was nice.

And that’s that for today. Maybe tomorrow will be better, or at least cat-er. C’mon, Suki-puss, you know you want to come out and see us.


  1. Other marshmallow-based treats are available. ↩︎

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